How many of y'all would I have ta fuck? I ain't shore I want ta be passed around from man ta man that way." There's four of us men, my pa an' two brot...hers besides me. I gots ta warn ya that we all have big peckers. I'm the biggest of the bunch, but the others are near as big." My God! Ya mean there's 4 cocks in this world that big? Shit, in that case I'd be a fool ta turn down yer offer. Count me in." OK, that's mighty fine. Oh, I almost fergot, the other women are one nigger, one Injun, and. I ate before I came over here."That was a surprise! I had never known her to turn down food. That was why she was so big and pear-shaped in the first place. I even came up with the nickname for her, "unicorn stomach". That's because she was always either horny or hungry. And she had already ate.So after we talked for a while there wasn't much time before she started fondling for my zipper, and I started squeezing her fat, wobbly ass under her jeans.I got undressed and laid down on the bed, like. Anyway, Sid says he's been having a bit of a problem in your class lately, and I thought --" I don't tutor, Mr. Lasky, and I certainly don't fix grades. If your Sid's having a problem, then he should study harder." It's not the material that he's having trouble with -- though, I suppose he could always study more. He says that there's some sort of problem between him and you. I came to ask what it is; see if I couldn't, maybe, smooth things out." I don't believe that there is anything to. Clearly, I am insane.She smiled and sprayed a bit of shaving foam on my genitals. "This is whyI let you have your treat sweetheart. I don't want you accidentallygetting excited when I touch you."I gulped and spluttered as she got down on her knees, took hold of mytesticles and began to shave them methodically. What is a red-bloodedAmerican male to do when an English rose touches his 'willy'? On the onehand I was watching as my hair was carefully removed, first from myballs, then from my crotch.