No matter, I was done. Bottom line was, six up and six down. Time for number seven. The scorecard would read Darla, seven and three. Yes, not a big de...al. I anticipate a few dead fucks on this quest. Because most of the girls I had fucked thus far in my life were dead fucks. Inexperienced fucks. Awkward fucks. Painful to be with, swallow my load, then get lost, fucks. Ten oclock. Keep it simple, studly. Back to the bowling alley. The other three Amigos were still there. Drinking, yapping and. Finally I heard Lisa say,"Oh my god that's cool! It has a second one that goes up inside your pussy,"I heard a hum and than Lisa gasped,"And it vibrates!" Ok girlfriend,"Clare said,"Are you ready to get fucked?"I didn't hear Lisa answer, but she must have nodded for I heard a rustle, then a sharp intake of breath from her."Relax, relax," Clare said,"Let your pussy adjust to it....relax." Ok...ok..."Lisa gasp, I'll try to...mmmmmm....."I had my eyes closed, my hand wrapped around my hard cock. "She'll get here soon, and when she does, you'll be sorry you ever tangled with The Fart-namic Duo!"The beautiful Buttsniff-Girl replied in deviance.Evilina and her gorgeous female goons had Buttsniff-Girl tied up to a chair in the middle of the backroom of Windy City Central's newly opened Museum of Digestion.Evilina was wearing her purple and black striped costume with thigh-high black leather boots and with a purple eye-mask covering her pretty face to conceal her nefarious identity.Her hair. #I spent the better part of the day actually trying to avoid my Aunt Jackie. Not that I was ashamed or embarrassed by anything, though I probably was, but I was mostly confused. Finally, having enough of it, she cornered me in the hallway."O.k., enough's enough Brian, you come with me." The next thing I knew, we were sitting in her bedroom on the bed. "Listen Brian, like we spoke about this morning, I'm not going to be all weirded out about the two of you curiously enjoying one another or.