It is pretty difficult to begin a conversation."How many of these kids are yours?" I opened the conversation thinking it a reasonable topic.She looked... at me questioningly for a few seconds then smiled sweetly. She seemed to sit up straighter and even pushed her magnificent chest out. "All of them are my children." Ah, um, ah, how many are um, all of them?" I asked suspiciously."There are seventeen," She said with a smile in her voice.I was astounded, "Wow, you must have a very happy. It took me another couple of minutes and another abortive attempt before I finally had the nerve to make the call. I heard the phone ring but when it was answered I found I couldn’t say anything.“Nice pictures aren’t they” said a man at the other end. “It looks like you really had a great time!”“Yes” I croaked quietly.Without me having to say anything more the man on the phone went on to explain that he had to make a decision about what to do with the pictures and that he knew of a web site. When we entered her bed though, my utter rigidity couldn't be ignored. A couple strokes inside her throat brought relief within seconds and enabled a much longer second cumming.That wouldn't happen for nearly forty minutes since I spent more than half of it teasing a roaring orgasm out of Helena with my lips and tongue ravaging her clit and she followed up with an excruciatingly brilliant tease licking and caressing me from stem to stern with light sparse strokes at my central pole until she. She rang up the sale, I paid, and then we waited in anuncomfortable silence for Dan to bring the grill. I couldtell she wanted to ask about my unique endowment, butcouldn't quite bring herself to do it.Dan finally brought the grill up, and stumbled mightily ashis eyes drifted over my chest. Once he picked himself backup, he mumbled something about where my car was and I toldhim. I said goodbye to the still-confused sales lady andled Dan to the car. I opened the hatch and he struggled toplace.