Really funny. But not even close to accurate. I really thought at one point that I was going to die. I felt like I was being ripped apart. Paul was im...pressed afterwards that I had not been cussing him for getting me pregnant. I guess I should have thought to bitch him out, but since he wasn’t the sperm donor it didn’t occur to me.Finally the ordeal was over and the doctor took the gooey, bloody mess of a kid and set it on my naked chest. The sight almost made me puke. A nurse finally picked the. .. done! Designating new Facility Supervisor ... done! Reinstating combat inhibitors ... done! The General Atomics Galleria is now open for business. Thank you, Colonel Wilson. I’ll have the prize for tonight’s customer appreciation drawing waiting for you.”I let out a sigh of relief. “Carry on.” I stepped back into the elevator.From the loudspeakers as the elevator went back down, I heard, “All right, maggots, listen up! I want your stores cleaned yesterday! Move it, move it!” His voice. Fun said, "When did they have time to do all of this? When we went to bed last night the six of them were all watching one of those Mr. Fixit videos."Mom's voice boomed in our heads, "You're little and big friends decided you needed some work done in the house. After they finished the trailer, they went to work in the house. You're lucky they didn't move you out of the bedroom and paint that too." Where did they get the pink paint for the trim on the trailer? Where did the carpet and linoleum. I ran out of the building and hopped into my car. I sped the whole way home. I was full of anticipation. I pulled into the driveway and texted Carol that I was outside. She texted me back right away to come in remove all my clothes and come to the bedroom. As I entered the front door I threw my shoes off, took off my shirt and pants and boxers and was ready. I walked up the stairs and moved to our bedroom. I was semi hard just from the thoughts in my head. I slowly opened the door. The room.