Then we piled all our belongings on her desk, along with the two chairs, which left just enough room for the mattress to come off the bed onto the flo...or."The bed squeaks quite enough with just me in it, so I'm not taking any chances - not that there is anyone about!"We were about to rip our clothes off, when I suddenly remembered how much fun I'd had with Vee and Julie undressing one other."Jen, darling, can I show you what it's like if we undress each other, slowly?"I started by kissing her,. .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?She said ... We don’t know; it has never happened.He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?She said ... They already have boyfriends.She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?He said ... A widow.He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women?She said ... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come. I’m not an exhibitionist, I’m just using my assets pragmatically, she told herself. She’d brought her leftover cash to the con, but it wasn’t enough for nights at one of the hotels, or even a convention badge. A little bit of guile and a whole lot of cleavage would help... stimulate the charity of these helplessly geeky convention weebs. If I happen to have a rockin’ bod and love attention, well screw it, that’s just a bonus, she decided.“It’s... pink,” a girl in pink-and-red dress at the sink. Of course both were thinking of clothing then. “I’ve got something for you to remove” she said wryly, and headed to the bedroom. “Me too love, me too” he said, following her in. She started shedding clothes as she walked to the bed, pretty much like she always did, only a bit more gingerly than usual. He soon could see why. She had red marks covering her back, from her shoulders down. As she unbuttoned and pulled down her pants it was obvious even more attention had been given to her ass.“Holy.