So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” s...he replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “Too late, mate, the paperwork’s already done.”I spent a couple of hours. ..''Comeon, babe!''How about you have the lights off and curtains closed when I get there. I'm embarrassed and don't want you to see my face.''kinky! Old lady thinks so too.''OK, so you have it dark when I get there. I'll knock on the door, you yell for me to come in, and I'll come in and close the door.''Sounds good, babe''Then you two can use my body however you want.''god damn, babe! My balls are aching already! What time you be here?''I'll leave right now. I can be there in about 20. Rachel is 4 years older then me. red hair, B cup (I'm guessing) 5ft 9in. Sarah is 5 years older then me Black hair, C cup, (Again guessing) 5 ft 10 and both are skinny since they are cheerleaders and play volleyball. "Stop that all three of you. You should support Alex since it's his first day in a new school" my mom nagged at them. Let me tell you about my mom, She has red hair (My dad has black hair) shorter then me and she's pretty cool. I think she likes me best out of all three of us. Bot. Exhausted, Jacob crashed on top of his mother's panting chest and huffed, "Fuck, Mom, for someone that wanted to lay off having sex, you sure aren't showing it."Short-winded, Margery replied, "Yes. I am aware. I just couldn't help it."Jacob rolled off his mother and questioned, "Why not?"Margery went on and explained what her friend had told her, and then said, "So all I could do the rest of the day was picture her sucking Dustin off." And that made you horny? I don't get it. You didn't get.