(That's the initials for "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.") And it took Moose, Brenda, Connie and me to straighten things out while Homer stayed hom...e and got his dick made happy. He would think with that thing if he could. He sure tries.Anyway, what happened was that Connie had opened bank accounts for all of us and an extra one for "operating expenses" as she called them. That account was for buying food, paying traffic tickets and all the other needful things of life. Then we had retirement. I had brought myself on the edge of hysteria for nothing it seemed, still I found myself looking over my shoulder several more times before reaching the end of the street and my next turn. When I reached the corner a hand reached out from behind a thick set of bushes and took a solid hold of my arm. "Hi there sweetie," a middle aged man said, his slurred speech and the stench of alcohol that surrounded him made it perfectly clear that he was drunk, likely having left one of the nearby bars. My mother leaned over and we kiss long first time I have ever kissed her like that, it was good it felt right, mom moved her hand and started to stroke my cock it felt so good. she then kissed my neck and moved down my chest and kissing my abs. she kissed the head of my cock and I jumped, she moved her tongue all around the head and licked up and down the shaft. she sucked on my balls a little. she then started to slowly suck my cock her mouth and hand moving up and down, Christ I was in heaven. She had accepted the invitation and soon they were talking and laughing on his deck above the beach. It was then that Richard had kissed her, running his fingers through her hair, their tongues searching out each other’s mouths. She remembered sighing into his mouth as his fingers traced over her breasts, an act that caused her nipples to stiffen even more, until she could feel them pressing against her bra. Richard had started to slowly undress her until she was in only her underwear in the.