But it's really not funny."With a typical female huff, Sarah turned and went back into the house.'What time is it?' Sarah wondered as she looked over ...at the alarm clock. Then she heard a strange noise, evidently the same one that had awakened her. It sounded like someone was rattling pots and pans. Crawling out of bed, she slipped on her robe and tiptoed to the kitchen."Should have known," Sarah said out loud as she found her father making coffee.Startled, he inquired, "What the hell you doing. Then one day on our way back from the gym I couldn’t see her son with her. When I asked her she said that he is visiting some of their relatives and along with her in laws and gave me a seductive smile. When we reached her floor she invited me to come over and I knew then that the day I have been waiting for had come. As soon as we entered her room I couldn’t keep my hands of her it was like the weeks of waiting had turned me into a sexual animal. The smell of her sweat was turning me on even. “Say I believe you, even a little, I have no way to ascertain if you are truthful or not. You both are after all the god and goddess of trickery, deception, treachery and fraud. I mean I could read what is in you though, if you refuse? It would most definitely screw up your day.” Ephus said with all seriousness.Both the male and female’s faces showed shock a moment, then they both nodded. This godling had after all, detected them when no-one had ever, they were sure he wasn’t joking.The male. I made my way inside and found Deak staring blankly at a muted TV show. ‘Hey,’ I said tentatively. He shot me a sideways look, ‘Hey.’ I plopped down on the other side of the couch and stared straight ahead. ”Bout earlier,’ Deak started, ‘I’m s…’ ‘Don’t,’ I cut him off. ‘Don’t be fucking sorry.’ I took another cleansing breath. ‘You don’t have to apologize for what you feel, man. What you are. For not trusting me? Yeah, man. You should be sorry. But fuck, bro…I…fuck this shit has me so fucking.