To die in battle seemed the only recourse in such a no-win situation.It was obvious to me that the time for talking was long past, but the silly polit...icians back east kept sending so-called “mediators” to settle the conflict. I knew the only talk at this point would be bloodshed. The only question was who would be the ones shedding the blood. Would it be the United States Cavalry or the American Indians with hope all but lost?The answer to that would be at the Little Big Horn and I knew when. He thenasked that I call him Lawrence. He preferred it to Larry as itwasn't as pedestrian and it showed more class as well. He said"Lawrence and Tiffany" it could be a magic combination.I lifted his arm from around me and got up to finish dinner. Itold him "I'm a guy Larry, or 'Lawrence.' This is only anillusion! And we both know how I ended up doing this for you forwhatever reason you may have. "You shouldn't have bought me thisdress or these shoes." I said as I stood there in the livingroom.. You haven't been on a ball field since school got out." Where are you going?"She pointed at the building we were parked in front of."The Elks? Are you an Elk?" I asked in surprise."I always thought of myself more as a unicorn."It always amazed me how I could love someone and still want to wrap my hands around her throat and squeeze tighter and tighter and... I got out, went around, and opened the door for her. She got out and set the package on the seat. "You're going to leave it there?"She. All my wife said was, “Well that little whore, I knew shehad the hots for you.”I started to protest, but she shut me up with her nextwords.“Honey, I think I’m going to give her to you. She’s sexylooking and I think I’d like to see you fuck her.”A lump the size of Texas was lodged in my throat. Icouldn’t swallow, hell I couldn’t breathe. What was mypretty little wife saying? Was she going to fix things upfor me to screw this Korean babe? When.