It was generally accepted in the broadcasting world that youth drove the ratings game and their programming constantly strove to cater to youthful pre...ferences.Unfortunately, their world seemed to be centered in a tight radius around lower Manhattan or way out on the left coast in the vicinity of Hollywood and Vine.Everything else was the “wastelands” of uncool America or the funny-talking realm of foreign types used only for comic relief to make ignorant watchers feel good about themselves. "Yes ma'am, we have some excellent Glenfiddish," he says and retrieves it from the shelf."I'll take it," I say and hand him a $100 bill. "Keep the change." Thank you, ma'am," he says "What's the special occasion?" First class cock sucker," I say sweetly and bat my eyes.His eyes widen and a broad smile crosses his face. "Congratulations," he says and winks.We pay for the wine, exit the store, and get in the car. The moment the door closes we all break into uproarious laughter. "Good job,. "I should have known. How stupid can I be?" I moaned."What?" The wheelchair. It's made of metal and plastic. Help me roll over. I think I sprained my right wrist." Lisa reached around me and gently rolled me over."Oops!" she laughed."What?" I'm suddenly free-boobing. The metal hooks and eyes on my bra didn't come along," she said. We looked at each other and both snorted."Crap! Zippers. Snaps. Belt buckle. Rivets. We might as well have come through naked." Lisa propped me up and I leaned back. " Kat was sure that her new friend had an erection that pressed against the confines of his pants, and continued. "I'll give you a good hard spanking, then a nice big enema or two. After that, I'll have my way with you, in several different ways, till you beg for mercy."Kat giggled."Look at the time," she exclaimed. "I've got to get home and out of these clothes. Here's my phone number -- call me tomorrow if you want a new experience this weekend." Then, with a sexy giggle as she talked,.