"Lets head over to the mall, they have free shots there still." she said grabbing hold of my hand. I looked back and saw my favorite hoodie still sitt...ing on the chair."Wait Michelle let me put on my jacket." I said trying to turn in protest to her excited blabbering about seeing hot guys, and trying on that furry jacket that would come tight in the middle so people would just have to stare at her."Sarah its like five hundred degrees outside, besides the sun is going down and we need to go now. It was the summer before.”I laughed “Oh yeah! How could I forget that?” As an aside to her, I said, “Does he have little terms of endearment like that for you too? I always get a warm fuzzy when he calls me ‘idiot’.”She laughed, and I went on, “So, anyway, the summer after our sophomore year he calls me one morning and tells me to get over to his house, quick. I’m mystified, but I hustle over there and he drags me down to their basement where there’s this old leather briefcase up on a shelf. He. .. bloody hell!” Julia screamed as she pushed back at me with her lovely hips and buns.My girlfriend’s sister had basically invited herself into my growing harem of Roberts ladies, to put it politely. I didn’t mind, of course. All three of the Roberts ladies were truly awesome representatives of English womanhood. They made one really reassess the British national reputation as a country full of prudes. I also loved how pale they were, at least partly because I could see their blushes and the. .. it's going to be a shiner."He frowned as he tried to remember anything he could. I saw that he wasn't going to remember much for a bit yet. Evidently the horse tranquilizers I'd given him were a bit much, even though he is a big man. I may have gone a bit overboard, but with me standing at 5' 11'' and weighing around 160 pounds I just couldn't see taking any chances with a Neanderthal that stood 6'5'' and weighed in at just under 300 pounds ... all muscle too. Nope ... my momma didn't raise.
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