"How was your time with that young man?" Valerie asked."You mean Douglas?" Atlanta inquired."Is that his name?" Yes, we've known each other since we w...ere very young. His mother was a good friend to my mother. Douglas is a year older than me. We went snake hunting these past few days. We must have caught over one hundred that'll make the settlement a nice stew." You went snake hunting?" Valerie was aghast."What else would we do?" I sampled Jackson's snake. It was more like an anaconda." I. I read that some people use socksfilled with bird seed to make their fake breast, besides other things."He said as he put out his hands in which he was holding two 'boobs'."Here, try these out," he said as he handed them to me. "I just madethem." Um, thanks, bro." I said. I can't believe I just thanked my littlebrother for making me a pair of fake boobs to put in my bra. This isweird. "Can you piss off now and let me finish getting dressed." Yea. Sure. Oh and I called my friend and he said he's. . Watching Kevin run down the stairs and out of the building like a bat out of hell for the second time in less than a week seemed so funny. I looked over at Kim and we both just cracked up.When we finally calmed down, Kim apologized, "I'm sorry I brought Kevin over here, but he's so..." Her voice trailed off as she looked at the floor. I suspected she was hiding her embarrassment, but I didn't say a word about it."Don't worry about it," I said, waving off Kim's apology. "Remember - I invited. " Wow a connosieur." Should I up the ante? "Maybe you'd like this Suntory? It's not really Scotch but I like it, too." OK, Suntory. I've always wanted to try their whiskey. It's called Yakasaki, right?" Apparently, you know something about whiskey, but it's Yamakazi," I offered. "Close," I allowed, trying not to embarrass him. I poured Connor's neat and generous. I couldn't handle much more after my earlier drinking, but with some soda, I took an ounce or so. We sat on the sofa sipping our.
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