How's your Momma and Joe doing?" Doing alright," I nodded, "Always got that big pot of stew on the go."He laughed. "Yep, that sounds like your mother ...alright. Tell her I'm asking after her and that Agnes will be over once the thaw sets in. God only knows when that will be."The talk turned small as we stood there discussing this and that about whatever news or rumors were doing the rounds. The conversation was slow and easy like the way life was in these parts and it was Billy-Bob who saw her. There just was no choice in what to do. Clearing the classrooms was a tedious procedure, especially considering how fast the demons could move. Mom and Dad were exhausted by the time noon came around, and they had to take the rest of the day off to recover from the stress and strain of the job that morning. Two people were really not enough for a job like that.Sue and Jeff had a reasonably easy time as far as the demons were concerned, but Sue ran into trouble with a pack of six 9th Grade. I guess in a way I am her "little housewife". I'msmall physically; five foot six, to Karen's five eleven. And of courseshe wears high heels with her power suits which adds another three orfour inches to our height difference.I went to work that morning and told my boss I was quitting. He handedme a cardboard box and told me to gather up my personal things and getout. So much for two weeks notice. I was back home by ten. I decidedto busy myself with cleaning and laundry. I changed and. So she calls on him.“U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate.”The teacher rolls her eyes and says, “OK, now use it in a sentence.”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten.”Can’t sleep < SlappyYou >Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago?I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night!Limerick An accident really uncanny Befell a respectable granny; She sat down in a chair While her false teeth were there And.