There were banners all over the house saying ‘Happy 39th Birthday Mum’ and there were balloons everywhere. However the atmosphere dropped almost ...as soon as we entered the living room. James’ mum and dad were having a shouting match about something we couldn’t even hear. James gave me a meaningful look and mouthed: ‘Calm down mum’.He went over to his father and pulled him away from the argument, dragging him out of the room. I was walking over to his mum when she burst into tears. I knew it. So, I started asking questions. My husband asked me if I wanted to go on the next hunt, and I said “sure”. He told me if I went, I had to do whatever he asked. I always do what my hubby wants so I said not a problem.We loaded up the truck on a Saturday. It took several hours of driving to get there. We turned off the main road and made our way down a long gravel roadway. We passed a few abandoned cabins. There did not seem to be anyone in the area. We turned off on an unmarked road just. Then the woman stood up and said “I shall go and call the police” - that meant the one policeman they had; she stood up as I say. And the other one took out his tool – his gun I mean and went over to her. He stuck the gun in her mouth, then turned her round bent her frontways over the table onto the toasted crumpets and little creamy cakes. Gun still in her mouth, kinda bent round side ways so her mouth is jammed open and her teeth are cracking on it. And he pulls up her skirt and pulls down. Mr. Montgomery was doing the same with a giggling Abby.Kissing him, Mrs. M said, "I just know I am going to hate myself in themorning!"They all laughed knowingly. "I bet you will!" said 'Greg'. At last, herbitchy mother-in-law was going to get it in the neck!Suddenly, a strange look came over the two couples. Then Finkelsteincried out in passion and triumphant, and a confused Kitty, inFinkelstein's brain dead body said, "Didn't I used to be a woman?"The new Mrs. M got up and strolled to the.