Just as my secretary arrived she came into my office."Boss, your wife is on the phone," she said. I picked the phone up and answered it."Cliff, why di...d you leave so early?" she asked."The kids said you kissed them goodbye, I didn't get a kiss goodbye," she said."Cliff I don't know why you're angry with me, but I'd like for us to talk about it," she said."I love you with all of my heart, and it hurts me when you just pull away from me like you've been doing," she continued."This is about the car. So you decide you want to go see a movie. I said I am up to that. I even say you can pick the movie. I fix some breakfast as you check the internet for movies. You find one and it is an action movie so it starts in two hours and so we get ready and go. We get to the theater and walk in and sit down waiting for the movie to start. We are up in the back row and the movie does being and so it's dark... I feel this hand go around my shoulder and down the front of my shirt. Your hand is massaging. The door opens and She comes out – “so what do you think Graham?”“Ohhh Miss, you’re lovely......”“Not me, the window silly!” She laughs. Waiting for me to answer, She looks down at my wet patch and back up several times, smiling still.“Oh! Yeah the window, just needs a lick of paint. Would you like me to do that for you beaut... er Miss?”“Yes that would be so helpful, no rush, come back at the week-end, I’ll let you run off now and clean up after your labours.”Talk about dazed and confused.. His job sounded like it was invented by someone to fill a need that no body knew existed simply because it was a need that no body had. He explained that he was looking for someone to be a personal assistant for him and that if I was interested I could get in touch with him. Normally I would ignore such a message but after 2 months of unemployment the cupboards were beginning to look a little bare and a quick search online found him to be legitimate. I returned his message and inquired further.