The young woman sighed as her brown eyes looked deep into hubby's blue ones. "Honey, do you ever think much about the adoption? You know, how it all h...appened and everything?"The young father's thoughts now joined those of his wife's. "I don't know, not really. I mean it's been almost a year now and well it just seems like she's always been ours. It's like all that before stuff never happened."Tears welled in the young woman's eyes as spoke passionately. "But it did happen! I mean we wouldn't. .(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)'What's a headache?'!!!!!!!!!!!This one is compliments of John:On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he. .." The fatted calf I'll accept graciously. Afterwards worries me. I don't want to be chased by angry husbands or boyfriends." Don't worry, Duncan. All three are currently footloose and fancy free. They decided to stay longer than necessary because all three have recently broken relationships. A night with you might be good therapy for them." What about me? Will I survive a night with three man-eaters?" You are not that decrepit. If you like I will tell them to be gentle with you." No thanks,. By now, he was spent, of course, and would have to wait a considerable amount of time before he could get it up again."Who are you?" he finally asked her."Lena van der Zell, from Johannesburg, South Africa. I like your style. It's very dominant, but balanced with the whole 'Mama's Boy' thing. Would you like to claim me now?" she proposed, encouraging him with a fiery kiss on the mouth."Yes, actually, I would," Billy grinned, happy to add this woman to his harem. He had already forgotten about.