It was an amusing story but Gwynedd attacked him."That wasn't an imitation of a proper Welsh accent," she said as she punched his arm. "If anything it... was a southern Taffy one. My family are north Welsh and speak proper Welsh." I wasn't speaking Welsh," protested Sean."Maybe not but you made a pig's ear of speaking North Walian English." But I am English so you've got to allow me some latitude." And how long have we been married?" Seven years." And how much time have you spent in North Wales?". ."His apology was interrupted by a muffled, "Oh god, yes!"Everyone busted out laughing and Tuan remarked, "That was fast! It seems she didn't even take time to close her door."Celeste stuck her head around the doorframe. "They didn't make it to her door."Twenty minutes later the blushing pair returned wearing rumpled clothes. "Sorry," Kim said. "I just couldn't wait any longer."Bobby seemed a bit timid when he asked, "So, Kim, how well did you score?"The question got the adults laughing harder. Increasingly she was becoming disinterested in sex with me and I wasfinding it hard to maintain an erection.Sarah would still cook and wash up but she was starting some sort ofinternet fitness business which was taking up increasing amounts of hertime.Sarah would also do the shopping. Sometimes I would drive her there andsit in the car reading the paper, other times she would drive herself.I didn't know then that Sarah had stopped cooking meat for me andreplaced it with vegan meat substitutes. "No they fuckin don't!" she shouted."Did you not enjoy it then?" No I fuckin didn't... Well. Actually. It was wild. Fuckin shit it was great!" No it fuckin wasn't!" I hissed. I have a belly full of piss and I don't like it." I'm sorry," said Thomas, "I assumed that you would enjoy it. I thought at least one of your boyfriends would have pissed in your belly before." We'll they didn't. And you wouldn't have either if I'd known what you were going to do." Let me get you something to drink as an.