What had I let my wife in for? 'Hey man!' The black barman beckoned to me. 'You looking for you wife?''Yes!' I almost shouted. 'Where is she?''You wer...e enjoying watching her being felt up, yeah!' 'Well yes but where is she?''She's OK man, I told the guys to take her into the back room. Can't be having no sex show here in the restaurant. Just go on through there; it's the door on the left. I be in, in a few minutes for my turn with the slut.' Almost in a daze I went in through the passageway, I. I couldn't even remember how my ownlogic had arrived at those solutions.I deliberated with myself for hours. Would I spend more time, moretests to create a new formula? Was I capable of it? Should I just giveup now?No. I couldn't do that. At the end of the day, I knew there was onlyone option open for me. I turned to my computer, logged on to Twitter,and posted that I was going on an impromptu vacation without my cellphone. I would be available by email.Then I poured myself a glass from. " My dear, I am going to have to put you on staff. I don't think I could have come up with that given all eternity!" Well, in school they taught me to think outside the box." Even I have the sense not to touch that one, Bonnie. Quite Devilish, if I say so myself! Any other little fillips you wish to add? Matching small waistline, perhaps a proportional decrease in the male attribute? Eating disorders? Blonde hair when your size limit is reached?"KISS, baby. Keep It Simple, Stupid. I hate people. When he finally calmed down I knew it was my chance. I took my balls andsqueezed them back up inside my groin, then pushed my penis back intoitself and pulling the foreskn around it holding it all back up insideme. Then I decided to take some medical tape and tape it all in place.Yes stupid, yes probalby immensely painful but I did it. I created apattern around all of my junk so that it would stay inside me but justenough peeked out so that I could pee...sitting down of course. :-) Icreated a.