Several pics, each one closer than the last, until the entire picture was a close-up of the women with her lips wrapped around a dick. I realized that... it was a pic of the lady downstairs in her younger days. I already had a raging hard on but now I'm truly excited. I'm wondering if I dare whip my dick out and beat off when I hear a voice say, "I always liked those pictures". My mind raced. There was the women standing in front of me. Was she going to have me fired, arrested, or just scream at. .. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrestedPatrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the GwinnettCounty (GA). Rachel, Desi, and I all had birthdays coming up in the next two months.I finally wandered over to Cindy.“Sorry to have cramped your style tonight,” she said before I could say anything. “Mom and Dad will be here to pick me up at eleven. I know you want to get on with spanking Livy and that will undoubtedly involve removing all her clothes. And yours.”“Cindy! What do you mean?”“I’ve lived with you most of the summer, Jacob. Do you really think I’m not aware?” she laughed. Well, shit.“So, does. The studio audience jumped to their feet in one enormous raucous ovation and someone in the back let out an ear piercing wolf whistle. Miss American Pornstar broke for a commercial with that picture of Ida’s face covered in cum.A crew ran out from behind the curtains and grabbed Ida, rushing her backstage. With warm washcloths, they wiped and cleaned the dripping cum from her face and hair. A make-up crew hurried over, reapplied her make-up, and fixed her hair just in time to rush her back onto.