"Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things totell you:First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you ha...ve adirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadlydisappointed."Some stupid Pirate jokeA pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.The Bartender asks, "whats with the wheel?"The pirate says, "Ar! It drives me nuts!Amish woman and daughterAn Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery. I didn’t need her mouth to help me.I took my time and this time took things slowly and quietly. It was far better. The two of us managed to control the passion for a while and we just fucked. I was back to my normal self thank heavens. I was so embarrassed at doing that. The feeling of being inside her and our warm naked bodies pressed together was once more a trip to heaven for me.Once we were back into our rhythm, and we were both enjoying the sensation and feelings of the way we were. Mera mane Aryan hai mein jabalpur mein rehta hun graduation kar raha hun or sath mein friend ke sath masti or bhi bahutKuch ab mein apne bare mein or bata dun meri height 5’4 hai mein body slim hai or mere land ka size 9 inc lamba or 3 se 4 inc mota hai jo ladies ko bahut hi pasand hota haiAb mein story start karta hun ye kuch mahino pehle ki bat hai meri mami or mama ek shadi mein aye hue the jabalpur or mere ghar par hi ruke hue the shadi attend karke mama chale gye or mami ruk gayi mein apni. . Vo boli jay.. Ab nahi raha jaara jaan… daalna hai… meine kaha apna skirt upar karke aajao mere upar. To vo top niche karke apna skirt upar karke mere lode par beith gai aur ride karne lagi. Dosto open mein is tarah karne ka itna maja aa raha tha ki kya batau.. Mujhe laga jo log nudist beach par jaate hai unhe kitna maja aata hoga. Sab nange hi nange. Vo upar niche ho kar chudai kar rahi thi aur moan kar rahi thi..Aur boli. Ohh jaan kitna maja aa raha hai yaha open mein chudai karke aaahh.