He got to the smoke shop, entered and went to the counter and the clerksaid, "What can I do for you Miss?"He thought to himself fine, if he thinks tha...t I am a woman, then I willbuy a brand of cigarettes that are predominantly bought by women. He sawthe display behind the clerk, it read 'Buy 1, get 1 free, offer good forEve Menthol 120's only.' He asked the clerk, "50% off, if I wanted tobuy a carton of Eve Menthol 120's, would I get 50% off that price or do Ineed to buy 5 packs and get the. "I want us to be happy," he replied after a long pause. "I want to be yourhusband and at times your girlfriend." Forget it Tony," JJ shouted, "it's never going to happen. Last night,GIRLFRIEND, was a one off, never to happen again - NEVER, do youunderstand that? I was uncomfortable last night. I only met Samantha infull to please you, not me. Yes we were intimate, but that intimacy shouldbe between husband and wife." JJ stopped to take a deep breath. "I likewomen for company, for retail. Bud started dozing off, a product of the four beers he drank while canoeing. I must have stared a bit too long, because caught in a locked stare, I felt Max nudge me and whisper in my ear, “Don’t worry Austin, you’ll get what you want later.” Knowing I was busted, I just stared straight ahead with an impish grin on my face, and in a low voice leaned toward him and said “promises, promises” as I felt my cock start to stir in my shorts.Bud woke up as we arrived at the outfitter, and after. And Lisa. She should be clear by now, if they'd ever got onto her at all. I'd told her I'd call back if I got away, and I had—for now at least—and I needed to call.First Spook. I hit "Spook2589844640321" and "send" on the cell again, this time with more confidence that he'd pick up.He did. She did? It did? Who knew? And at this point I didn't care. "Good evening, Jack," came the simulated voice. A part of my mind noticed that he—or she, or it, whatever— knew what time it was, anyhow. Did that.