" Carol does her best toexplain as Mark just stares at the telly."Oh, right," is all that Mark says but Carol won't let the issue go."Maybe, maybe tha...t's why you don't want to work Mark," Carol then says asMark just gives her a funny look."What do you mean by that?" Mark asks her as the 39 year old housewifejust smiles at him."Well, maybe you want a man in your life too, one to go out and work foryou," Carol suggests as Mark shakes his head and laughs."But I'm a man, why would I want another. "YUCK!" My systems have no waste to process. Any liquid I intake gets expunged without processing." I explained."This explains why your piss smells of stale coffee sometimes when we're in the bathroom together," he recalled."I didn't think it was common for men to go around smelling the piss of their bathroom patrons," he said jeeringly."It's not!" Arnie said, defending himself. "It's just that yours is strong sometimes. This explains it."Arnie stayed for a few more minutes and then left to go. Karen and I look a lot like mom with blonde hair blue eyes and reasonably feminine curves. Hers are just a bit larger than ours. For the last couple of months Mom had been acting a little different than usual and we found out that she is pregnant. Mom and Dad set us down for a talk.Mom told us that she had been having an affair for the last few years. Dad told us that since he was no longer able to have sex with mom except with a strap on dong, he had given her permission to have a lover once. I couldn’t cope with looking into those eyes even from a distance. I was trying so hard not to look at her I bumped into a guy walking into the cafe.I went flying and landed on my rump with my handbag falling onto the floor.The next thing I knew a cool hand was offered to me to help me up of the floor. I took the hand sputtering my apologies to the man’s back as he made his way to the counter.I felt a touch on my shoulder, turning I was face to face with this breathtaking beauty. I could feel.