A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.B. Is uptight... and a waste of time.C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.Evaluating Results:If you answered A more than 7 times, check inside your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!ChucklesAn. After my fight with Geo, I don't want to see any of my girlfriends right now, especially not the pregnant one."You know she won't give up on this, right?" Amber asks me as I am pulling on my boxers. I ignore her as I continue getting dressed. "I don't suppose you're up to screwing my brains out right now? No, I thought not." Amber got up and crossed to the door, then stopped. "Just thought I'd let you know, I invited our neighbors over for tonight. Her name is Diane. Ran into her as I was. In the morning, I snuck out early and headed next door. I wandered past the window and saw Mrs Jones getting dressed. I was mesmerized as I watched her adorn her brassiere. She turned, winked at me and pointed to the door. As I entered the house I noticed a collection of bags on the kitchen table. Mrs Jones had been shopping and told me to take the bags to her room and choose an outfit. My eyes lit up as I grabbed hold of the bags and skipped to her room. Upon opening the bags, I discovered a. He rehearsed for so long that he crumbled when she noticed him.“What are you doing here?” she asked loudly.“Uh, hello Rashida. Remember me?” asked Khozem quietly.“This isn’t the best time. I’m very busy here.”“Shall I come at another time?”“I’m really very busy. I have no time.”“I know that. Maybe I can meet you after work.”“I’m busy after work.”“How about tomorrow?”“I’m busy tomorrow.“When are you free?”“I’m never free, and besides we have nothing to talk about.”“Yes we do.”“And what’s.