”Emily typed: “How many citizens are here atCastleCommonwealth?”DISPLAY: “Question ill formed. Kindly rephrase.”Emily typed: “How many cit...izens are here in Kappa Alpha land?”DISPLAY: “Question oddly formed but intent understood. Current number is 135.”“I knew it!” cried Emily. She typed: “27 men and 108 women?”DISPLAY: “Question oddly formed but linking intent to previous response understood. Correct.”Emily: “And there were originally 149, correct?”DISPLAY: “Question ill formed. Kindly. Some girls fish for compliments like that... but she wasn't. She believed her body was ugly."The fuck!?" I asked "Who told you that!?"I continued "You have one of the sexiest bodies I've ever seen... and your boobs for into that as much as anything!"She looked surprised with the intensity of my response. Then she said "Jared, can I tell you something... I have so much resect for you because the way you treated my sister."She went on "you could have tried to hook with me last year and I would. The prognosis of the ship couldn't have been good after taking that many cannonballs to the gunwales, but the sailors continued to fight on at the captain's command. "Kidd!" The captain shouted over the sound of swords clashing and pistols firing."Yes Captain!" Get below deck!" Why, I can fight?" Yes, I saw that shot, but you're just a young lad, almost as old as my own son back home in England. The safest place for you is below deck, now go!" But I can stay and fight!" That's an order Kidd!. ”I raised my glass to her. “No, thank you.” To Derek I said, “Last call. You want anything? I’m buying.”“Nah, man. Driving. All good. Thanks though.”The bartender nodded and headed back to the bar.“Well, after this the libations come to and end and I will be back on the wagon until I’m on the podium again,” I said. I took a drink and put my glass down. “So, what brings you here? I heard you were interning at some community access cable channel.”“ESPN isn’t community access. And not interning..