And waited.After an hour of surfing with the site in the background, he decided togive up, and pester them for a refund, or at least his free gift,tom...orrow, and went to bed. He woke up the next morning, Saturday, to a loud knocking at hisapartment door. He dragged on his dressing gown and stumbled to thedoor. He opened it to see a delivery guy with a brown paper parcel forhim, which obviously contained something heavy. Dave signed for thepackage, tossed it onto a chair and went back to bed. He. No, check that. You ain't a kid any more, you're a man. I had a lot of second thoughts about what I was gonna say before she walked in on us and in the end, I chickened out. But since you're askin', I might as well say what was on my mind."He tossed his bag up into the cab and, laying a big calloused hand on Randall's shoulder, said, "Let's walk out and check the mail."Randall fell in beside his uncle as they walked in silence for a few yards. "Well, what I had in mind was you bein' there in my. "Yes... My own daughter told me what she'd seen. And people saw herdining with the man at that saloon. She should be fired just for goinginto a saloon, much less for cavorting lewdly on a porch." Fire her... fire her." The words echoed through the room.Whit banged his gavel. "Folks... please, give the lady a chance tospeak." She ain't no lady," someone yelled, "she sure as hell ain't no teacher- not for my kids. Fire her." It's not fair to act on these accusations before they can be. Afterwards, I thought about it, and I decided that I didn't have to feel guilty about pleasing myself and my dog. I decided that if God didn't want us to do it, he wouldn't have made dogs so interested in sniffing and licking human females. It's my body, and my puppy, and I can do what I want as long as it doesn't hurt either one of us!Okay, enough about me, let's discuss how YOU can enjoy dog sex. There are three areas that I will cover in this guide: Oral sex, Vaginal sex and Anal sex. My.