" "Can you rents nuts?" Lisa Douglas asked. ("Nobody needs to rent nuts, around here. There are more than enough to go around," Mr. Douglas said.) "Su...re you can," Mr. Kimball answered Mrs. Douglas. "Farmers are always renting. Haven't you heard of tenant farmers?" "Oh, brother!" Mr. Douglas raised his eyes, wishing the pun had been deliberate. "And vwho owns Mr. Ziffel's nuts?" "Lisa: Will you let Mr. Kimball tell us why he's here, so we can get rid of him!" "Want to get back to the fight,. “Wow...” she exclaimed and then after a few moments she added “You dirty old man” with a massive smile on her face.She stood naked at the side of the bed, taking in the black leather mini dress with its plunging neckline that I had laid out for her.“I don’t see any underwear” she commented.“Not meant to be worn with any” I replied with a smile and a chuckle.“Perfect” she replied.Then she spotted the shoes - very high heels and strappy.“I see perfect ‘come fuck me shoes’ ... I love them” Selena. It all started when I was younger and I was playing with my dad. We were in the kitchen and I hugged him from the front one morning. He like usual, hugged me back. I felt a lump begin in his robe. It wasn’t there a minute ago until I continued to hug him. He must have something in his robe pocket I figured. He was talking on his cell phone and not paying attention to me. I very casually let my hand brush against his robe pocket. I realized what I was feeling. He had the start of a hardon. ….It. That's where my delema went into play."Should I bring them or no" I said to myself as I wa decideing to bring trunks or just walk there naked. Decideing that the beach is self is nude I brought my trunks along for the ride. I brought an beach umbrella, beause i am not a fan of the sun. When I got to the beach in nothin but some sanddles and trunks I found me an open patch in the sand. I started my adventure to my spot trying not to look at the beautiful naked bodies that lay around me,.