" We do. Principally because it doesn't show grass stains."She threw herself on him and knocked him over. They landed in a patch of clover that he jus...t happened to be standing in front of, and she rolled on top of him. "Well," she said, catching her breath, "I had to make it look good, didn't I?" And you look very good indeed." I wanted to see if the stories were true," Lady Astrid said, touching his face and running her hands over his chest."What do you think?" I don't know," she said, "I. ”“Nothing?”“Yep. Keep going business as usual until Allen turns eighteen and then I’ll dump the bitch. As long as the cunt doesn’t know that I know I’ll still have a sex life, home cooked meals, my laundry done, a clean house to come home to and unlimited time with my kids. All three are mine by the way. I had DNA tests done without Cyn knowing.”“She always swore she was so careful that you would never find out. How did she slip up?”“She gave me a social disease. I didn’t know that is what it. Ellen always swallowed my come when she sucked me off, so I knew it couldn't be awful. But I guess men are conditioned to equate semen-swallowing men with being gay. I mean, guys talk about eating pussy and fucking ass; they compare their woman's blowjobs, but never do "straight" men talk about sucking cock or eating cum unless it's in the context of a faggot joke.I propped myself up on my elbow and looked at Ellen. At 34, she still had the figure I'd grown to love when we'd first met, the same. Besides, I also know a trick that you may like. Okay, okay, you convinced me. Show me his trick, and then you show me yours and then both of you go away and leave me alone. And I do not want either of you to show up here again, got it? Yes, I do Miss. To make Spankys trick work, we need you to sit down in this chair, with your knees slightly apart please. I obeyed and, still wearing my bathing suit and my bathrobe, sat in the chair next to the kitchen table with my knees slightly apart, the dog.