It was vacation time, not the normal vacation with the kids along, but this summer we had a week by ourselves. The kids were in camp and we decided th...at we needed some adult time away from everything. We had made plans months ago; and had reserved a place on the beach for the week and were planning on a week of sun and playing in the surf. A week without work, children, and the worries of home, time to let go or as they say "let our hair down". The sun was shining brightly as we pulled out of. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little Old Lady: No, I. “Golly, If I had known you’d get this hard from one little accident…”“It’s been a while, since we… and my fantasies have gotten a bit weird.”“You say weird, I say kinky,” she said with a slight grin. She rubbed his length in his pants and his breath hitched and he moaned softly. “Please don’t tease me. I couldn’t bear it”“Why didn’t you tell me you’re into watersports?” she asked. “I have been having all sorts of accidents, since I got pregnant. I thought it was embarrassing, but if you…” he. We'd planned to go there for the weekend, and as Laura was our guest she came with us. We were hoping to enjoy the peace and tranquillity of the rural location, have a relaxing time there, and try to escape from this oppressive heat we're all experiencing at the moment.On Friday evening, just before we set off both girls told me they'd received something interesting as a special delivery, but they wouldn't tell me what it was. I found out on Saturday that Mike had sent both of them new butt.