I asked a simple question.” The second officer responded tersely.“I am not being sassy, officer. I am just aghast that you would insinuate that I ...am drunk.” Megan said in an obviously fake sign of disgust.“Well, you are swaying a bit,” The first officer interjected.“I beg your pardon, sir. I am not swaying. Maybe you think that because both your eyes are moving all over my chest and my tits moving up and down are making you dizzy.”“I beg your pardon ma’ am. But we are not looking at your tits,. Us din se me roj maa ke ek ek chiz ko barike se dekhane laga us din se kuch 10 din tak muze kuch samane aya ek din me subhah jalde utha ke padae kar raha tha or kuch 15 min bad maa bhi uth gaye or nahane chali gaye or naha ke bagwan ke puja karne lage me padae kar kar ke bor hua tha to me aise he baitha tha maa ne ghar ke sari puja kar le or hamare samane ke ganpati je ke mandir gae tab me khedakhe se chupake se dekh raha tha usa samay maa ne blue colour ke saree pahane hue the or saree ka. I’ve just written down what so many other loving husbands out there want their wives to enjoy.”He raised his glass, and as I felt my nerves and heartbeat come back to earth, I followed his lead as we clinked our glasses.Just as I thought things would return to a more normal conversation, Brandon again touched my shoulder and then with a sleight of hand another piece of paper appeared, as if by magic.“Pete, if you and Sue ever want to do any of the things on that list, that’s months and years. She was being escorted down the aisle by Mary’s brother, Johnny. She was in perfect hands, according to Luke. Mary’s sister-in-law, Kelly, was escorted down the aisle by Danny’s brother, Billy. Pamala, a mutual friend of the couple, was escorted down by another mutual friend of the couple, Tony. Then came the flower girl, Danny’s four year old cousin, Michelle. The ring bearer was Mary’s five year old nephew, David. ‘They looked so cute together,’ thought Mary as she watched them proceed down.