Then I can get to sleep for a couple of hours.The penis is the principal source of pleasure for the human male. It feels good when it’s rubbed. It f...eels good when it comes. It feels good when it pisses. Nothing makes a man feel good like his penis.I laugh when I read Memes on Twitter that say, “I’m fresh out of fucks to give.” Imbeciles. I have plenty of fucks and no one to give them to.I miss Renie.It was a Wednesday night. I went to play pinochle with Big and a couple others. They have an. .. Ah, yes—there's one thing that you will miss—the great liberator, THE PILL!(Again, the guys love this line)Michael: No doubt you realize that the pill was a male invention?Amy: I'm painfully aware of that (starts to weep)Michael: Of course, you liberated women will always insist on your two choices—YES and NO! But, if you say NO to me, there's nobody around here you can say YES to.Amy: (In my face) All of that is absolutely true. I can live without sex, easier then I can live without. She told Brie about our mother and father sharing girls that they picked up. Then Tina asked Brie if she could join us in bed. Brie said yes, then Tina let her give her a douche. Tina explained that nice clean girls were better to eat. Brie said that she already knew that and blushed. She told us that her girlfriend Stacy and her had done it a few times and that once her girlfriend tasted funny. It was the girl that I had recognized.I told Brie about the pictures that I had found on her. It really pisses me off, the fucking bastard used me!’ We drank a couple of beers, and Keith told me if I ever needed anything to let him know. He did say to watch out for Marty and Nicole. He said he wouldn’t trust either one of them. Keith did mention he was leaving Tuesday with his girlfriend Kelly and his two sons. He was taking them to the Cedar Point amusement park, and then they would be camping out Tuesday and Wednesday night. He’d be home Thursday afternoon. He mentioned that two.