” It never hurts to give a bit of soap, but in this case, I meant every word of it.“Thanks, Dave,” he replied with polite brevity. “And Oasis ...and me personally really appreciate how you’ve gone above and beyond in trying to fix this thing. And actually, that’s why I’m calling. We’ve just finished the board meeting here and the Chairman and CEO have been really impressed by how you’ve handled this thing. We’ve had this kind of screw up before and our other advisers haven’t been nearly as. ”“Do you make your friends come?”“I don’t think so. I do enjoy it though. Do you make yours and Guy’s friends come?”“I love making him come - and fuck yes - do I ever love making his women come when I suck their titties and eat their pussies.”“May I ask you about your Mom?”“What about Mom?”“I met her at the dinner that night, and I think she is one of the most beautiful women I have ever met.”“What do you want to know about her?”“Please forgive me for asking, but I cannot stop thinking about. She then paused in thought before remembering, “Actually, I did end up getting an A from him, after all.”“Do I want to know what you had to do for that?”“Actually, I think you’ll like this,” Hazel smiled wickedly. Warrick sat up, a little more attentive. “One day, very close to when it all ended, there was a building maintenance emergency and the school closed early. I think part of the first floor flooded—I never actually saw it myself. So, they let everybody out, because it was a health. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.6..
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