In fact, our Adult section consists of only two, very ancient, VHS tapes. Last month, a new customer, Lisa, came in looking for something X-rated. She... and her husband had just moved into town. The first thing that impressed me about Lisa was her stunning beauty. At 31, she possessed a glorious mane of platinum yellow hair that brought out the green of her eyes, the fullness of her ruby lips, and accentuated her hourglass figure.She wasn't impressed with our measly stock of smut. "Oh well, my. They were quite beautiful and afforded plenty of privacy. Carlas thoughts wandered to what kind of fun might be possible in such a luxurious carriage in the park. Bruce read her mind as she gazed and wrapped his arm around her and kissed her on the neck. Lets go back to out room now, he said.I think we have seen almost everything. Carla agreed they could review things the next day and see if they missed anything then. Carla had brought her new goat milking machine and it was under a cloth cover. He drummed his fingers on the tabletop and shuffled his feet under the table.The girl noticed and paused in picking up the remnants of their meal. "Stan, is there something you're waiting on me to do? Have I forgotten something?" No. But, there is something ... uh, that's come up." Yes?" Well, it's um. This thing."She smiled. "A thing has come up?" She brightened and started to crawl under the table toward his crotch."NO. No, not that." He sighed. "That's up all the time these days anyway. No,. He pulled them off andlooked at his feet.His toenails were painted bright pink!And his feet looked smaller. Almost dainty!He sat staring as his feet and reached down to feel them. They were hisfeet, but they weren't. And that perfect pedicure to die for. Why thehell did he think that? Rich quickly shook his head, pulled on his socks,and stuffed his shoes with toilet paper to help them fit.Back at the table, Will and Paul were laughing about the time when thethree of them went to Vegas.