Mummy: Ched mein set karke andar chocolate bhar de.Main bottle se gaand mein chocolate cream bharna shuru kiya. Woh aah aah karne lagi. Uske gaannd ka... ched bohut hi flexible tha. Bottle ka mota neck aaram se uske ghus gaya aur thoda sa cream andar chala gaya.Me: Tank full hua randi?Mummy: Bhosadchod! Daalte reh.Thoda der se half bottle chocolate cream mummy ke gaand mein jaa chuka tha.Mummy: Ab chat gaand ko. Ched mein muh sata kar.Me: Chocolate hagogi kya ab mere muh mein?Mummy: Haan saale.. "In all the excitement I forgot. I've got a present for you both. Excuse me."He dashed out to the car and returned with a supermarket bag. "Tina told me that you both had a taste for gin and tonic but had pulled your horns in recently." Oh my!" said Rosie. "Do we ever! That's very kind of you, Christopher. I'm not sure that you're allowed one though, Arthur." Rubbish!" All right but a small one. Christopher, would you do the honours?"Christopher smiled and nodded. She led him to the kitchen and. He’d already divorced Theresa and was looking for number three, so he wasn’t home very much.’ ******** Much later in the evening, Gail was in her sleeping bag, on one of the old metal cots which was not even as wide as a single bed. She heard Howard shifting his weight across the room and knew he was not asleep either. It was the third or fourth time he’d rolled over in the last few minutes. Gail asked, not talking too loud because if he was asleep, maybe he wouldn’t hear her, ‘Howard, are you. Taylor?" Cindy said uncertainly, "you mean our chemistry teacher?" Yeah," Susan said with a wide smile. "He and dad were friends in high school and he actually dated my aunt Terri for a while. Dad told me he was the second best cherry popper in town back then but he's cut back on his virgins since he got married." Maybe I could try asking him for you," Cindy offered."That would be great," Susan said. "Let me show you how much I appreciate the offer."Cindy gasped in pleasure as Sue's lips.