Perfect, I thought. Free open water and if I was lucky I could hook up with one of the surf dudes. I hit the water and in minutes I was talking with t...he three guys. All of them were hot and were easy to chill with. After an hour or so I couldn't help but notice one of them kept looking at my breasts. I started flirting with him as much as I could. It had been so long since I have spent time with a guy I needed the attention. Of course the conversation became a bit sexual and he asked if I would. "...so I think it's just appropriate..." smack Another moan. My cock was really hard now. "...that you get..." smack This time, an unintelligible sound. "...a proper spanking!" I whacked her with all my might, and watched as her knees buckled. "Yes sir," came her breathless reply. "Get naked," I barked. She silently complied, and soon she was standing before me with nothing but a devious smile. Her ass cheeks were red where I had smacked them. Before I could say anything else, though, she was. My breasts hurt after all the poking.I tell Ralph what happened when he gets home and he is far too casual about this, or is it stupid. I bring home a lot of pamphlets about breast cancer and start reading everything I can and even go on line to read. I do not cook dinner and Ralph seems upset but I tell him to call takeout. I show him the pamphlets and he picks them up and scans the covers, probably looking at tits but tosses them back on the table and walks away."Asshole" I think. I am still. When she pulled it out I snatched it out of her hand and told her I’d give her a ride. She smirked and said, “Why not?”Getting back into talking I told her I had the biggest crush on her when she was my teacher she started to blush and smile (she was wearing a pink blouse and some ass hugging pants, which by the way, her ass was nicer then I remembered it) while we were talking she was talking about how life sucks being single the only guy that was trying to talk to her was a 56 year old.