." I said, getting up ...walking towards Dave and his partner."Dave ...sorry to interrupt ...introducing myself to his date ...I need to go ...thank y...ou so much for the party.I left ...pausing at the door ...looking back ...Alexis still sitting ...staring at her hands ...Frank still with her.If she wants to fuck Frank ...let her fuck him ...and if she wants to fuck my Mike ...let her fuck him too ...obviously she can get anybody in bed with the snap of her perfect little fingers.I was surprised. Suddenly she realized it was the sensation she had last felt when Ken was in the hospital. As she did, she realized that once again Ginger had been right. The realization hit her that on that day so long ago, she had been trying to express her love for Ken in her kiss. It was probably that which had caused him to ask her to marry him. And that was nearly two years ago, she realized with dismay.Wrapping her arms more tightly around him, she just squeezed as hard as she could as she tried to. I thought that you were someone else." Someone that you intended to shoot?" No, just someone that I wanted to scare. Let me apologize again. You are... " An admirer, Mr. MacFarland." Why thank you, Miss. But I don't entertain fans at home." Where do you entertain them then?" I don't entertain them at all." That not what I heard from my friend Sylvia." Peter had given me the name of a former girlfriend of MacFarland and I had put on my most knock-em-dead dress."Sylvia... ?" Yes. Sylvia Gracck.. 8. Half a large intestine: 1 semicolan.9. 1,000,000 aches: A megahurts.10. Basic usint of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower.11. The shortest distance between 2 jokes: A straightline.12. 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds.13. 1000 cc’s of wet socks: 1 Literhosen.Smokeyjoe34 was very busy coming up with this group ... Howle ThanksA nun woke up one morning feeling great, she got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast.On her way over there she runs into Sister Jane and she says,.
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