I'll let you know if I hear anything else."My name is Kathy Crawford. Up until a few months ago I was the wife of Major Robert Crawford. Well, technic...ally I guess I'm still his wife since our divorce won't be final for another three months. To make a long story short I had a long term, very public affair with Donald Connelly the mayor of the small community we lived in while my husband was deployed in Afghanistan. My husband found out about it, caught me with my lover and brought us both down,. So the 4 of us went there. My friends were 17 and 18, none of us old enough to drink. It was a sasauge fest and we were getting cock blocked at every turn. We did get to dance with some very good looking women. These two older women, I am going to guess late 50's were dancing with us and flirting. We did not think much of it as they were way older and looked like school marms. They were drinking heavy and getting very drunk. Even though they were flirting with us we never thought about sex. All in all, she presented a somewhat ungainly appearance when naked, something she had masked skillfully with her clothes."Barbara, as you can see, I'm no beauty contest winner. When I was playing, I didn't think guys would be attracted to me. But I worked hard to be in the best shape I could, just as you have. If I had been given a chance like this, I would have jumped at it. I would have stood there naked, even with my face bare. And I would have said 'This is what God gave me. I'm thankful. It must have been twin sense, or triplet sense. About five seconds later we heard voices on the deck and the door opened."We can't just barge in the back door," a woman said. "What will they think of us?" If you went to the front door you'd have to stand there for an hour while they try to find the key to open it. Everyone uses this door, Mam," Debbie said."Where's my baby girl?" a big voice said as they came through the door."Pap!" Dani yelled as she rushed to him and hugged him. Wow! He was a.