The door burst open and Janine tumbled in, hanging on to the handle and giggling. ‘There you are,’ she said loudly. ‘Evie, if you leave me alon...e with your hunky professor for much longer, you are going to be sorry.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ Eve said, laughing. ‘What did you do?’ ‘Nothing,’ Janine said innocently, joining Katie at the mirror. ‘I tried my best stuff but it was clear right away that none of it would work. You have nothing to worry about.’ Katie ushered them both to the bar for another. Today, she couldn't wait to get started. In fact, she'd gone to bed fully dressed the night before just so she wouldn't have to waste time on that this morning. Five minutes of freshening up, and she was on her way to the best place in the world: somewhere other than her house."Freddie! Hey, Fredwardo." Shouting didn't work; punching did."¿Qué está pasando?" asked the boy whose bed she was sitting on.Sam was certain he only spoke in Spanish to annoy her. "We're shooting our scene for iCarly in. Andrews admonishes. "It isn't sperm that makes a dad, it's who raises you!" Mom is giving me an imploring look, hoping I'll make some sort of declaration."I don't think this is so easy," I say. "You're telling us that i****t is wrong, but wife swapping isn't?" I ask sarcastically. "I think it's a little late to take the moral high ground, don't you? That train has already left the station."When no one says anything for a few minutes, I stand up and grab Kristina's hand. "We're going to go out. “I promise to be discreet”, said Isabelle, “This is only between you and me”. “Thank you. I don’t know how realistic a promise it is. Everybody seems to know everything in Vichy. But thank you, if you could keep it to yourself.”, said Annie smiling“I hope we can do this regularly, if it’s not too much to ask’ , said Isabelle“I would like that very much”, Annie had time to say before Isabelle kissed her on the lips. The women couldn’t part, and Isabelle mounted her new lover once again, driving.