It was a play on words.• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.• Did yo...u hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.• Velcro - what a rip off!• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTSGod. Unlike our earlier lovemaking, which could have raised the dead, we remained quiet now. The reaction of her body to mine replaced any need for words, foreplay or kinky games. Holding Kelly on top of me and kissing her deeply while my hands moved through her long curly hair and down over the smooth curve of her ass, I could feel her heart beating. My own heart was pounding in such a way I was not used to and I felt an unfamiliar sensation spread throughout my arms and legs mixed with a shiver. She asked what question?After a while I asked her do you and your husband have sex regularly? She was baffled and didn’t replied for a while and then her reply came no,he is busy with his business most of the time.Then what about your needs meenu?I satisfy myself she answered and I was stunned that she was so frankly answering me now.I got bold and said that she wouldn’t have to do it now as I am here to help.She replied that I am an idiot and this can’t happen as she is married and someone. She was... She was... out of this world. He had heard tales of what humans often referred to as the "Nature Angels" or even "Forest Beauties", but... those tales did not nearly enough describe how beautiful they truly were. Even sitting down, he could tell she was incredibly tall: taller than him, even. She had very long hair as white as the snow that often fell on his mountains, and had very pale but completely flawless skin. She was sitting with her back turned to him, so he unfortunately.