I got up to close my bedroom door, but mom"s room was right across the hall and her door was open. I began thinking about taking in more of that sexy ...body before jerking off. I"d figure I would go in ask her something innocent so I can stare at her awhile longer. It seemed like a good plan.I lightly knocked on the open door and walked in. "Hey mom, can I please talk to you..." When she turned around, my mouth almost hit the ground and I was unable to speak! The tie around her waist was undone. Standing there, dressed in ubiquitous Tilley Hat, trenchcoat, and tapping the red crowbar in his hand… was none other than Your Iron Crowbar. ‘Aw, shit.’ breathed Sharples, seeing that his attempt to assassinate me had utterly failed. ‘Hmmf!’ I uttered as I walked slowly up to him. ‘Serrrgeant Sharples… Serrrrrrrrgeant Sharples… how you thought you could succeed with this ridiculous plan, I’ll never know. But you are busted. For attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and when the. We’re just having drinks and chatting.” Pause. “Okay, great. We’ll be expecting you.”And then Sandy turned to us, “She’ll be here in five minutes. Her name is Brenda, but everyone calls her Bren. She’s a sweetie.”When we heard a knock on the door, I spoke up, “I’ll get it.” I was trying hard to get over being so shy, and the drinks were helping. I peeked through the spy hole and then opened the door enough for Bren to come in. “Hi, Bren. I’m Jan. That’s Susan on the sofa, and you already know. We were to watch a film that day, and the lights were lowered. I looked over, and my teacher had the biggest erection I had ever seen. I had seen guys in the locker room, but not erections, except mine, and did not know what to compare mine to, but his dwarfed mine. I was mesmerized by the size, and my eyes were riveted. Then he gently stroked it, and I looked up. He had known I was watching, and I kind of felt embarrassed.. No one else noticed him, or me, because of both our seating position..