” He adds looking my in the eyes, I’m not sure where this is coming from part of me is glad that he seems to be being gentle but the other part kn...ows that’s how I fell for his trap before.“Jane in time you will learn the pleasures you can bring a man and even a woman, I will teach you if you just stop fighting our love” as I look up at him confused where he gets the idea love has anything to do with this his mouth lowers to mine.The kiss is soft yet demanding as his tongue presses against my. She smiled and laid her head back on the pillow. I told her what she don’t know want hurt her, she agreed and smiled then I sat up and proceed to take off her shoes and then in undid and unzipped her jeans . I laid back down on the bed, and hiked her bra over her big breasts revealing her swollen hard nipples. I lean over her and then put her ripe nipples in my mouth and began to suck on them, hearing her grasp in pleasure. Just made my erect cock harder and in more impatient to penetrate. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. For the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.Life has now been explained to you.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch!This one is compliments of chuckMinnesota Phone CompanyThere was a Minnesota phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss. The petty humans were huddled, trembing inside their little homes, none dared to emerge into the fearsome– Someone was waving at him from down below. WHAT?! Was the waver DAFT?! Was he some senseless imbecile, too dumb to know fear?! Or was he– Or was he DEFIANT?! Braving the depths of horror for some feeble fraternity dare?! Did these humans think that this evening of horrors was CUTE?! That this was any other holiday to be commercialized for the four-year-olds?! Infuriated, Jack suddenly.