She was crying! My heart melted at the sight of the tears. What could I do to console her? I remembered that I had read somewhere that a woman is the ...hottest and the most susceptible to sexual advances when her tears flow in sorrow or grief. I decided that it was a theory that was worth testing.I dropped behind her and followed her as closely as I could without making her suspicious but in spite of that she turned her head a couple of times to check out the empty street behind her. We didn't. Mene use soorry bola, wo ro-ro kar jaane ki jid karke lagi, mene use bola ki tumhe rote dekhkar na jane kya sochega,plz 5 minuttes bad chali jana, wo man gayi. 5-10 minute bad wo chali gayi, mene uske room per call kiya wo ab bhi ro rahi thi, mein use soorry bolta ja raha tha, mene use kaha kki Radhika ye sab meri galti hai, per mein tumhe bahut ppyar karta huin isliye ccontrol nahi kar paya.Mene kaha ki mein tuumhare pas aa raha huin tumhe chup karane, wo boli nahi itni rat mein koi dekh lega,. "The radio announce broke in and said, "For those in our audience who are unfamiliar with warplanes, the Germans in World War One flew a plane known as the 'Fokker'. The Red Baron is probably the best known flying ace who flew one. Back to you, Sven." Ya, Ya," said Sven. "Dat's right. But dis vas WWII, and dem Jerman Fokkers vas driving Messerschmitts."This one is compliments of CorAn elderly lady goes to the doctor.'Doctor there is something strange happening, because lately I pass a lot of. As I strained my already-exhausted legs to stretch further, he suddenly dove from mid stride into the stream and began to pull ahead of me using the current to carry him forward. I jumped in after him, just a second before I remembered I couldn?t swim. Running in the stream was not as effective as running on the bank, and certainly much slower than swimming. He got the ball and held it up triumphantly. I stopped short. My mind blank, I pulled myself back to the grass and began trotting back.
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