From now onI'm only going to spoil you a little bit." I don't want to get spoiled, but I like my stuff. I never had so manyclothes," I said and kissed... her. "Can we see the new paint now?" I asked."Nope. I'm going to make you wait so you don't go bad. And I want youto see it for the first time when Nora is here, if she comes. I thinkit would be fun for her."I wanted to give Nora some fun too so I didn't fuss. Mommy took methrough her office room to go potty. I peed a whole lot and pooped. The same boy who needed a nurse after having a panic attack trying to walk in front of his class to accept a prize in year one. The same boy whose only interest in a girl was to do with how well she played the sport because she was on his team.”After a short break to let that sink in she continues, “A few of you may recognise that Ernie because that’s the one you came into contact with in the first few days he was at the school, but that changed one day. On the Wednesday afternoon when I. I may wake up and find I that I won the lottery. Same odds.I put some Irish whisky in my coffee, BECAUSE IT’S IRELAND SOME WHERE.I WONDER WHY WE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH FINDING LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS WHEN IT IS DIFFICULT TO FIND HERE.I hate it when I gain 10 lbs. for a role and the realize I am not a actress.if your cup is half full you probably need a different bra.Some things are better left unsaid, which I generally realize after I have said them.I don’t know which is longer a microwave minute. Frankie's one of our other pitchers and center fielder." Let me understand this," I said. "You're a pitcher, Mike's a catcher, and you guys are going out?" Makes for an interesting locker room, I'll tell you that," Ed butt in."Ah, we've never done a thing in the locker room, and you know it," Lily teased him. "Right field, that's a different matter." Everyone else chuckled, and she turned to me. "The first time we ever made love was in right field." You're kidding," I said."Nope. It's now.