"I don't know, some dirt maybe?" I said trying to sound confused, I was pretty sure she wasn't buying it."No, its cum and you should know that because... its yours." I must have had a ridiculous look of shock on my face because Linda started to smile a little as she continued "If you just admit what you did this will go a lot easier." I was caught red handed with no way out, I did the only thing left to to tell the truth. "Fine, you've caught me. I masturbated with your thong and I don't regret it. "Well dadburnit,"Doc chimed in. ? I know what I?d do!?"What's that you old buzzard?" Festus scowled."Well by Golly, where I came from...anybody caught stealin?like this wouldget a whoopin!?They all looked at Doc, quizzically. Kitty snickered .Matt kind of smirked.The young lady?s eyes got as big as saucers.Matt gazed at Miss Kitty. ?If I spank this little thief, will you drop thecharges???Yes Matt.??Very well then. It?s either that or jail,? Mattdeclared authoritatively ashe returned his gaze. If he was the panty wanker, there was no way he’d be able to resist them. He’d be able to smell the heady aroma of pee and pussy juice as soon as he walked into the bathroom. I followed him upstairs as quietly as I could. If he was the panty wanker, I didn’t know quite what I would do. I supposed I’d try and watch him massage his cock into my pants, and then sneak in and lick them clean straight afterwards. The stereo was outside the door, in the age old manner,. "She read it. "Well. It does say that it will change you - and make youyounger. Strange.Do you think that it will work?" Well. The cuffs did work." The handcuffs?" Yes." Show me." She was still skeptical."I request the handcuffs."At once his hands were cuffed."Wow. It DOES work. Weird."He went into the bedroom and unlocked the cuffs. He heard from thekitchen: "I request all the clothes."He rushed into the kitchen, but nothing had happened."Strange. Wait a minute. Take over the stove, will you?".