’ I assured him. The soldiers marched off towards the warehouse and Sendi and I both breathed a lot easier. The Columbian phase of our operation was... complete, at least it would be when the last envelop was consigned and we left the country. The next phase was to find out where the Panamanian registered Enterprise Endeavour would make landfall in the US. We reasoned that Miami would be the first port of call, given its reputation for being a staging point in the cocaine line. (All right that’s a. ”“Who are you and where have you been all my life?” Jackie asked.“Maybe you’re just looking for love in all the wrong places.”She laughed, “I saw that movie. It was pretty bad, actually.”“Oh, I don’t know, Urban Cowboy wasn’t that terrible. I’d give it a six or so on a scale of one to ten. But seriously, how do you pick guys?”She sighed, “By how they look. Maybe you’re right. That said, do you know that you have really sexy eyes?”“So I’ve been told. But what is it about me that you. “No! I’m a lesbian.”Janet blinked. “Why?”“Why, what?” I asked, panting.“Why are you a lesbyan. Cocks are so much more funner than pussies or dildos. They’re nice and all, but the most funnest and most nicest and most bestest are dicks! They cum!” Janet’s lips spread wide. “I love cum. So yummy and creamy and salty.”“Well, I don’t,” I panted. I tossed her the dildo. “Fuck my ass with it. I need to be pounded.”“Oh, goody,” Janet grinned, grabbing the toy and shoving the end that had been in my. If I die soon, he'llhave paid me hardly anything. So, I discharged myself from hospital. Andhere I am." Because," I said, as the thought clicked into place in my mind, "ifinstead of dying in hospital, you were to mysteriously disappear, itmight take years to realise you were missing, and even longer to have youdeclared officially dead. And all that time, he'd be paying alimony." Precisely. Officially, I'm trying alternative remedies, but I've neverplaced any faith in those. They say you can't.