" Says the man who gave Paul a black eyes!" I joke, making Stuartchuckle embarrassedly. "Besides... I should tell him to his face that heisn't 'the on...e'. You know, kinda symbolically..." I get it, I get it," Stuart says quietly, giving me a soft kiss on mytemple. "I might get that as a tattoo, 'I Am The One', heh. You knowKrystie and Mikey are already talking about getting matching tattooseven though they've only been dating a couple of months?" Well you're not putting that tattoo gun anywhere. It was terrible!” he said sadly. “Would you believe it? They made me mate with my poor abused bride for over an hour!”“Sheesh!” Kris exclaimed. “The first time my lord and master took me, he had me in orgasm for five fucking hours!” Then she cocked her head and rhetorically asked, “Or was it five hours fucking?”“But mistress,” Martha plaintively declared, “I was an unpenetrated virgin until a very short time ago, while you were experienced. And now you’re a mother, so I’m sure our master can. Once I suggested her to get married again but my strong and conservative mother wouldn’t accept this, plus she didn’t really trust men anymore after my dad. She often said that she has brought me up so I can be different from my dad and other men and be a better husband.A couple of years ago, I went back to Bhatinda in the summer as I had a short vacation. At that time I had just had a breakup with a girl who I had been dating for more than a year. Amongst other good things, one thing I missed. ??Ah, whyncha go back and play with your own stiff ones, Ernie?? Kelso chuckled at his own joke. One or two of the others just rolled their eyes.?Alright, children? play nice. Ernie, as quick as you can, ok?? Italia said, separating the two men. ?And the rest of you guys might as well wrap it up and head for the barn. Who caught the case???I?m up, Lou.? A tall, gaunt, black man replied. Detective First Grade Robert Harris had been with the squad over two years, and was one of the best.