I was out with a few friends for a mates birthday and I'd had quite a lot to drink. I was walking home by myself and decided to log onto a well known ...swingers site to see who was online. I got a message from a guy (I'll call him K) who I had been speaking to for a while saying he was horny and was needing some fun :P I told K where I was and he said he lived very nearby! We exchanged a few more messages and I finally agreed to walk to his. K told me he would be waiting outside the door to his. The girl said: "I get friendly when I party, I mean real friendly!"The guy looked over at her and said: "You sure do, your friendly with everyone when your partying!" and the he laughed.I smiled and said: "Hell, I wish we had time to party right now, I could use some friendly company!"The guy said: "She don't have to be drunk or high to get friendly, she gets friendly with me almost every day while were out working."She smiled and said: "Your telling my secrets now, maybe I should tell some of. On paper, parchment, cloth, canvas, wood panels. Frescoes, too?”“Clever. Yes. They’re flat, though it’s hard to know where some things fit.”“All taxonomies are that way. Mammals and fish get re-classified all the time. Are the early Netherlandish artists late mediaeval?”“Tough question. I had a lit professor in Melbourne who said that Chaucer had lived during the reigns of Edward III, Richard II and Henry IV, Part 1.”I laughed.“Still reading White?”“Yes. But nearly done. ‘Tomorrow to fresh. Fifteen minutes of arguing with officials was enough, the river lapped over the bank and then Groynes Dip filled with water.Groynes Dip, or Groins Dip as it was called until the 1890s, when the council opted for a less salacious name, was believed to be named after the first boat builder. By 1600 two small ship building businesses were trading in the inlet known. Archeological investigations suggest the small brook was steadily expanded and excavated as the ships became larger. In 1901 the.
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