I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door's garden.Suddenly my neighbour came from nowher...e and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.Astonished, I got back into bed.My wife said, "Darling, you're shaking, what is it?" You'll never believe what I've just seen!" I said, "That tosser next door has still got my bloody shovel."A man is seeking to join the Vancouver Police. Doosre din main office se shamm ko lauta , jub mainne door bell bajai , to khala ne door open kiya , khala ne ek sundar si muskurahat ke sath door open kiya aur jab mainne khala ko dekha to dekhta hi reh gaya , unhonne doosre din red color ka lehenga aur us par short kurta well ebroidered , bilkul lucknow city ki muslim aurton ki tarah , unke poore jism per jwellery thi , complete makeup tha aur honton par laal lipstick thi sar par dupatta tha ,Aisa lag raha tha ki aaj hi unki suhaagraat hai. "I wonder how many of these women were dressed by their son" she whispered as we stood at the bar waiting for our drinks, she smelled wonderful and I longed to kiss her neck, to nuzzle my mouth into her flesh, to taste her!"I'm wondering how many of them have got a pussy as wet as yours mum" and she giggled deliciously,We sat down at a table where we could see everyone as they came into the pub and she pressed herself against me, I felt the softness of her breas pressing into my arm and I. I then head straight to the shower. I take a satisfying bath - my body looks fresh and clean, and my long, blond hair smells of shampoo. As I get dressed, I take a look at myself.If my life wasn’t such a mess right now, I’d actually have been quite proud of my body and my looks. I stand 6’2” tall, with a muscular frame – not very, just enough – the type women like, and my face, with the prominent jaw line, reminds women of Jamie Dornan from Fifty Shades, I’ve been told many a times. My.