'We don't have half dozen nuggets, ' said the teenager at the counter.'You don't?' I replied.'We only have six, nine, or twelve, ' was the reply.'So I... can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?''That's right.'So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets(Unbelievable but sadly true... )(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)(And they think they are worth $15.00 per hour)TWOI was checking out at the local Wal-Mart. " She hugged me and I melted against her.Richard and Eunice met us at the entrance to Grandfather's apartment house. I hugged Richard.He said, "It's nice to see you Mister Robert."I asked, "How's Grandfather?" He does pretty well most of the time."We went up to Grandfather's apartment and I greeted him. He looked very frail.I asked, "How are you?"He said, "I've been worried about you. Are you going to be all right?" I'm not to get too emotional for a while and I'm supposed to go back to school. I know it’s hard for you, but you’ll be there. I mean you are the ‘uncle’ of record for sure. You’ll have rights too,” she said.“Yeah, I know. It wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t being so damnably arrogant about it all. It really rankles,” he said.“Well, you’ll just have to suck it up. You are regularly fucking his wife after all.”He smiled, “Yeah, well that is a true thing isn’t it.”I really did have the greatest wife in the world. What I also had was a very scared—sort of—wife. She seemed. 'Cindy - age 8'My mommy loves me more than anybodyYou don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'Clare - age 6'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'Elaine-age 5'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'Chris - age 7'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'Mary Ann - age 4'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy.