I tried not to be obvious about my lust but I think Jay was catching on. In some ways August wasn't going to come fast enough for me, I thought.Later ...on, Jay and I were in the rec. room slumped into the well worn, overstuffed recliners and watching one of his taped episodes of G-String Divas. At eighteen, Jay's obsession with strippers was charming but now that we were twenty-one, and he blew a minimum-wager's fortune every month on glittering flesh at titty bars in five states, it was becoming. "The ship's XO looked at him as if he had just been stabbed in the heart; he couldn't help but sound moronic:"Sir? What?"The captain gave the XO a sullen, weary look and simply said:"Ephraim, abandon ship. Sound the horn. Let me talk to them." The XO nodded, his face torn between his sense of duty and his sense of reality. He waved his hands across a series of holodisplays, before a beam of light flashed across the captain's face, indicating he was now addressing the crew of the "Incredibly. In the perfect world, a date would be suggested all would be free, the meet would happen and great sex would ensue. In reality what tends to happen is dates are suggested and rejected due to family visits, work, mother nature and all manner of other reasons until all parties believe that the meeting is never going to happen and lose heart. In this case, after three or four suggestions we finally found a free Saturday evening and as we were roughly an hour’s drive from one another a pub midway. " Thanks, Larry, and thanks for spotting for me. I don't get to try for personal bests very often. I won't do it unless I have a spotter." No problem. Good night."John awoke the next morning with a splitting headache, in addition to every muscle in his body complaining about being overworked. Three Advil took care of the physical pain, but did nothing for his broken heart. He knew he shouldn't feel that way, after all he and Katie weren't really involved romantically with one another. She had.