Shrugging, she said, "I'm sure he wouldn't mind..." Andso she opened the first page. Flipping through it, there were onlyfour entries, and the first w...as longest by far, registering at eightpages messily scrawled, as if in a hurry to write everything down. Itwrote: Sunday, September 14 2003I'm in the best mood I've been in since as far back as I can remember.It all started last week, on Monday night, when I decided to give Jeria call. She really is a sweet girl, and it isn't difficult to. Soon, he must tell this divine creature that he had finally made his choice and that it simply wasn't her."I've nearly finished your festival jacket, Lord Tenchi." She quietly smiled, insisting on addressing him formally, as always. "I wonder if you would do me the honor of trying it on?" Sure!" He blurted, a little too loud."Shh!" Ayeka chided raising her fine eyebrows in dismay. "You'll wake her!" Glancing at the crib as though just now seeing it Tenchi looked back towards the princess. ‘I’ll go’ Even when we walked off the trail nothing occured to me. There were still plenty of footprints along the way we were headed. We went up one hill, down the other side, over to a clearing. Then Hank did the unexpected. ‘This looks like good spot!’ he announced, dropping his pants. Hank reached in his shorts to reveal the biggest honking three veined boner I had ever seen. You could shade yourself under this fucker! Soon I had stripped myself naked and was all set to rub my dick next to. This festival had no name at that time.In those days the athletes performed naked and to prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter.At the opening ceremonial parade of this first great event, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed:“Oh! Limp pricks!”Over the next two and a half millennium that expression morphed into the word “Olympics.”So Now you know...Don’t bother to thank me ... I.